(photo credit: David Spender)

You’ve heard that there’s a little trouble brewing in the glittering blue southeast corner of Europe, right? If you haven’t, Greece is in the middle of a nasty thing called a debt crisis. Basically, they can’t pay their bills, they’re gasping for air, and they’re pulling at ropes thrown by their European Union friends. So…

What’s the big deal? Why not let Greece’s failed economic policies fail? Who cares?

Fortunately for Greece, lots of people care. European nations (and investors throughout the world) see the Greek debt crisis as an infection that could spread throughout the EU and cause serious damage. Because nations in the eurozone all share the same currency (the euro), an economic disaster in one country will drag down the value of the currency for everyone.

So why hasn’t the problem been solved yet?

This (unbelievably) is the short answer, and definitely leaves out some of the finer points of the problem:

>>> Other EU nations have already stepped up and injected more than $100 billion into the Greek economy as a kind of bailout, but it’s just not enough. The Greek government has to cut spending and raise taxes in order to qualify for more aid, but citizens (and their powerful government reps) aren’t exactly excited about losing services and a bigger chunk of their paychecks.

>>> The government is also required to privatize some of its assets, which means selling valuable things like ports and banks and water utilities to private companies to raise cash. This also is not so popular – residents like their beautiful Greek coastline!

>>> Finally, private creditors (people who are owed money by Greece) have to agree to voluntarily hold onto and buy up more Greek debt (like government bonds). This is a hard sell in any case, but because publicly traded companies are legally obligated to act in the best interest of their shareholders, it may be especially hard to convince them that buying low-return debt in a failing economy is good for anybody.

What’s going to happen now?

Well, pretty much everyone involved agrees that they need to maintain a stable eurozone and a strong currency. So European nations are likely to keep trying to fix the problem any way they can. We’re not wizards over here at TILE, so we can’t say whether it will work, not work, or kind of work.

We will say that Greece is probably a pretty fun place to go right now if you’re looking for adventure civil-unrest-style!