(photo credit: BaronBrian)

Looks like wealthy Russians (and, yes, wealthy lunatics everywhere) are spending their nest eggs on underground apocalypse-proof nests. After all, the world is scheduled to be laid to waste on December 12, 2012. Or May 21, 2011. Depending on which irrefutable evidence you’re looking at.

But this seems like as good a time as ever to point out that basing your financial strategy on the ancient Mayan calendar is probably about as smart as trying to time the market. Base human emotions – fear, anxiety, and greed, for example – don’t mix well with financial transactions.

Wait… Can you time the market? Could we all be getting ridiculously rich quick before the end of days? Why didn’t we think of this before??